Crona vs Gabe is the fourth installment of Epic Rap Battles of Weegeepedia, and the fourth episode of Season 1. It features world traveling warrior, Gabe. Fighting against his insane side, Cronus/Crona.
Crona: Crona's back, and I'm ready for my revenge.
For when someone puts me in a straightjacket on chair, they shall meet their end.
I might have died twice, but that doesn't mean I'm weak.
Why did you leave me Gabe, without four forms, you aren't complete.
You are a heartless Nobody, ya I know, that's doesn't make any sense.
BUT IT'S TIME TO BRING GABE, SEPHIROTH AND GABGEE INTO A FEKIN TRANCE.
Gabe: Oh, so this failure comes into my rap, trying to fight?
I thought there was only one JENOVA in my life!
I mean come on, anyone could tell why I left your life.
You died by your own mother, you are like a f***ing piece of rice.
Zantetsuken, Chimahazzard, Omnislash, IM THE BOSS.
And seeing who your sidekick is... I WOULD BE YOUR GOD.
Coping my Guardian, ya very original.
You are just a stupid, gender confused, individual!
99 souls absorbed, and here's a failed attempt.
Hopefully you'll save yourself, better than you did for your girlfriend.
Ragnarok: I'M THE COPY? OH PLEASE YOU DESERVE TO DIE.
BRING MAKA IN THIS AGAIN AND YOU'LL BE BURIED ALIVE!
I KNOW YOU TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT WHEN YOU ARE WEAK.
SO HOW ABOUT YOU LEAVE WIKIA FOR A WHOLE WEEK!
Gabe: Ohoho, you need a sidekick? How original.
But you about to feel my living hell.
I have three forms, I don't need a forth.
Go back to Dr. Stein and begone forever, just like your dad during birth!
RAP BATTLE OF WEEGEEPEDIA
Written by Sephiroth
Directed by Gabgee
Gabe as Gabe
Cronus Gorgon as Crona